“What I did this summer”

I overheard the First Mate say to the Skipper while they were organizing his bedding and “stuff” in the overhead bunk: “Boy, do I have a lot of things to show for show and tell when we get back to school in September.”

Whhooooo boyyyy… He is not wrong. A nine-year-old returning to school after three months on the road is going to need a flatbed trailer just for the physical evidence. Thank goodness for digital photos.

As an experienced mature motorhome, I do know a thing or two about payloads. When we left British Columbia back in June, my leaf springs were carrying a couple of excited GrandRaisers, an active eight-year-old boy, extra propane, and maps. So many maps. Now, almost three months and over 14,000 kilometres later, that boy has turned nine, and my storage bays are overflowing.

I have carried this crew over winding asphalt, washboard gravel, potholes, straight prairie highways and foggy coastal turnouts. I feel every bump. But I also keep track of everything that gets loaded back into me after those bumps are over. I am the keeper of the memories.

Front-Row Whale Views and Heavy Cargo from Newfoundland to BC

Some of his show and tell memories I witnessed directly. Here a list of just some of the cross Canada adventures our little one experienced over the summer:

Wild Animals & Marine Encounters

  • Iceberg Sighting: Spotted a real floating iceberg off the coast near Botwood, Newfoundland.
  • Whale Watching from a Boat: Took a boat tour off St. Andrews, New Brunswick, watching a humpback whale breach six or seven times alongside smaller whales and seals.
  • Whale Watching from the RV Window: Peered through binoculars right out of his bunk inside Harvey to watch whales playing in the ocean across the street in Elliston, Newfoundland.
  • Bison Farm Mud Ride: Rode on a wagon out into the pastures surrounded by North America’s largest land mammals at Big D’s Bison Farm, getting sprayed with prairie “mud” when a sudden hail storm hit.
  • Face-to-Face with Thousands of Puffins: Stood quietly on the cliffside in Elliston as thousands of curious puffins walked right up to him.
  • Campsite Tree Frog: Made friends with a wild tree frog at Jonathon’s Pond campground in Gander.

Underground & Geological Explorations

  • Spelunking on his 9th Birthday: Explored 500-million-year-old limestone cave systems and fossils at Bonnechere Caves in Eganville, Ontario, to celebrate turning nine.
  • Underground Coal Mine Tour: Went deep underground into a real coal mine at the Cape Breton Miners Museum in Glace Bay, Nova Scotia.
  • Subterranean Bootlegging Tunnels: Explored the historic underground tunnels of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, learning about Al Capone’s operations and early Chinese immigrant history.
  • Underground Archaeological Ruins: Went under the streets of Québec City to explore the 1600s archaeological site of the Saint-Louis Forts and Châteaux.
  • Walking on the Earth’s Mantle: Trekked across the exposed Earth’s mantle in Gros Morne National Park.
  • Rock Hounding: Built an extensive rock collection hunting for unique specimens along the Canadian Shield in Kenora, Ontario.

Hands-On Science, History & Culture

  • On-Stage Scientist Assistant: Took the stage as the scientist’s assistant during a live demonstration at the Canada Science and Technology Museum in Ottawa.
  • 1815 Fur Trade Living History: Spent hours immersed in life at an 1815 trading post at Fort William Historical Park in Thunder Bay.
  • Shot a Musket and climbed countless canons.
  • 1860s Colonial Village & Horse Barge: Visited Upper Canada Village in Morrisburg, Ontario, touring working flour and lumber mills, a blacksmith shop, and riding a horse-powered tow barge.
  • Historic Cannons & Fortresses: Explored 17th-century smoothbore cannons at Castle Hill in Placentia, Newfoundland , and heard the noon gun fire at the star-shaped Citadel in Halifax.
  • Inside a Working Lighthouse: Toured the interior of the historic Bonavista Lighthouse in Newfoundland.
  • Aviation & 9/11 History: Explored military aircraft and learned about Gander’s role during WWII, the Cold War, and 9/11 at the North Atlantic Aviation Museum.
  • Explored the Titanic exhibits at the Maritime Museum of the Atlantic in Halifax, video calling his mom, the Titanic expert, to share the displays.

Unique Travel Rituals & Milestones

  • Ocean Floor Drive: Drove across the ocean floor at low tide to reach Minister’s Island in New Brunswick.
  • Merging Ocean Waters: Poured Pacific Ocean water (carried from BC since the start of the trip) into the Atlantic Ocean at Bay Roberts, and collected Atlantic seawater to bring back home.
  • Merging Beach Sands: Mixed BC sand collected from Kitsilano Beach into the Atlantic white sand at Martinique Provincial Park in Nova Scotia.
  • Easternmost Point of Canada: Stood at Cape Spear, Newfoundland, the most easterly point in North America.
  • Longest Bridges: Walked across the Hartland Covered Bridge (the world’s longest covered bridge) and the Souris Swinging Bridge , and crossed the 13 km Confederation Bridge into PEI.
  • Gravity Trick: Experienced the gravity illusion at Magnetic Hill in New Brunswick.

On-the-Water & Unique Outdoor Fun

  • Amphibious Bus/Boat Tour: Sat in the front row for maximum splash on the Harbour Hopper amphibious tour in Halifax.
  • Barefoot Soccer on a Floating Dock: Joined a local pickup soccer game right on the floating dock at Charlottetown harbour.
  • Boulder Jumping & Waterfall Swimming: Jumped off huge boulders into the river below rapids and waterfalls at Chutes Provincial Park in Massey, Ontario.
  • Overnight Ocean & Gorge Camping: Slept to the sound of roaring water overlooking the Saint John River gorge and boondocked right on the beach listening to ocean waves.
  • Overnight Ferry Cruise: Sailed on a 17-hour overnight ferry ride to Nova Scotia aboard the Ala’suinu, watching sports on TV in the cabin berth and listening to live foot-stomping Maritime music in the lounge.
  • Paddling & Fishing: Caught fish, built sandcastles, and kayaked with local kids on a white sand beach in Salvage, Newfoundland.
  • Fish, Fish and more Fish: Starting with a tour of the Clearwater Trout Fish Hatchery early in the journey, he fished off docks in Manitoba and Muskoka, from boat decks in Nova Scotia and from many many a grassy shoreline.

Special Moments

  • 3D Dolby Atmos Movie Night: Watched Wall-E in a professional music studio equipped with 3D Dolby Atmos sound in Mahone Bay.
  • Bread on a Stick over Fire: Learned how to cook bread on a stick over the campfire (Bannock-style) from a 7-year-old German boy who spoke no English at Wells Gray Provincial Park.
  • Tree Climbing in Québec: Climbed a large elm tree in a Québec City park singing “Alouette, gentille alouette” from the branches.
  • Tornado Refuge in a Pub: Took shelter inside an Ottawa pub with his family during an active tornado warning while out for dinner.
  • Barefoot Lawn Dancing & Concert: Danced barefoot in the grass at an outdoor Dave Gunning concert on Minister’s Island while eating lobster rolls.
  • Anne of Green Gables Musical: Attended a live performance of Anne of Green Gables: The Musical at the Confederation Centre of the Arts in Charlottetown.
  • Local Delicacies: Sampled famous local foods across the provinces, including BeaverTails, Sturgeon Falls poutine and Pogos, donairs from world-famous Donair King in Halifax, and Newfoundland Cod au Gratin and fried cod tongue.

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